I swear, boys are like termites!

As in, the ones you don't like just keep coming out of the woodwork! Let's see here...my life could be Carrie's, I swear. First we have Shawn (some names have been changed). The love of my life. Or so I thought. Now he's just a crazy psycho texting-nonstop and calling my mom freak. Wish he would go away. Next we have David, who is married to Sarah. We happened to be friends before they got married and apparently marriage isn't an issue to him. Haven't talked to him in ages and then he texts tonight. And here's the match.com guys...Adam says he's five foot nine and then turns out to be as tall as me. maybe. Just couldn't get past that one. Mark tells me how good a guy he is over a starbucks. Creepy. Like, let me figure that out lol. Jason...just not cute and too loud. Then we have Daniel. thought he was the one. apparently, I was not the only girl that thought the same thing. And it turns out he's still in love with his 18 year old ex. So now his facebook status says "engaged to Stephanie Hoffman" Lovely. Then we have the guys from back home. Scott is your typical redneck. Thinks he's God's gift to women. He looks like he's NOT. He's really close-minded and that gets old. Alan...met him on match and he felt the need to show me his dick on his webcam. Jeremy...brother of a former friend. Great in the bed but soooo full of himself. And no amount of vodka will change that, either on his part or on my perception of that. So the potentials right now...Brian, from match. he's a lot younger but has his shit together more than Harris Wallace would dream of. All of the potentials have degrees and good jobs. Kevin is super hot. Actually lives right around the corner. Might be a little on my nerves once we meet though. And then there's Wes, who I work with, and that should be a lot of fun. No one really knows his story, but I hope to find out. So that's the past six months. I'm about to turn 30 and this is the situation I find myself in. I applied for a PRN job at Baptist today. Hopefully that'll work out. We'll see. 30 is either gonna be really good or really bad...